The asocial’s guide for survival
SHE DID THAT SHIT
WHAT HTE FUCK
I feel as though she is going to grow up to be a neurosurgeon or something.
Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.
No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.
Baby blue Hydrangea. Hydrangea macrophylla.
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
- collection of politely worded love letters.